The run was at Rifle Range Road, hares were Francis (STRAPLESS) & Amy (CHICKEN SHIT).

Gypsy started the session putting the hares on ice (while monkeys splitting/shitting/pissing on their heads!), down down…

Virgins on ice, one of them was Norma (renamed "MISS MAGOO"), but her real name is MARGARET THATCHER, so MR. MAGOO got renamed MR. THATCHER! + first time runners on ice … and guess who was there for the first time: Mother Tong!

… here comes the whip … … here comes the man …

putting GYPSY on ice for never having mentioned about next week's run and about NURSE FUCKER and 69 birthdays; then MAGOO got to get on ice again for not running with his lady as well as Tiny & Piro … where obviously she was faster than him!

Valerie on ice (no Hash T shirt!) + along the run, she went through water/stream (walking funny, having very clean shoes, almost like out of those Parisian fashion parade!), and got this wonderful woman name of "WONDER WOMAN" !! what A name … lucky her, lucky woman, lucky Wonder Woman!

Then came SHOELESS' turn to be on ice for not being ready when the circle started (even if started earlier) and didn't have enough beer, also for turning up too late at the Kampong and not having running shoes!!! SHOE-LESS!!!!! Probably/obviously too pissed from the last evening out …

Michael on ice (looking like an Indian Mafioso) cause used to have a ponytail and is now shaved … BOLLOCKS to say "no money to buy shampoo, lah!" What happened is that he went to California, went to India but looks like a F --- %$#$#@$#@ Arab now with his hair like this (or shall I say with no hair at all!?), such as SYBIL had to seat on his lap cause she went and ask him if he was the sailor, as NO, POPEYE IS THE SAILOR INDEED!! What the hell??!!

CAT WOMAN on ice together with INTERNATIONAL BASTARD + UGLY BUM … shower stories (again). Goes like this: UGLY BUM was so desperate (cause no one was looking at her while she was getting changed and showered, hanging around with bras on, but husband away …) and running in front of security like this trying to get some attention … and FILTHY PHIL was showering as well … trying CAT WOMAN out … asking where TIGHT ASS was …

UP & DOWN on ice says POPEYE for accusing him to molest her touching her bum (!), decided to go and shower away from POPEYE's car but taking all his water … as if she has showered by his car (and under his eyes) he would have given her few $$$$ for the sight of it!

PONTIANAK ended up on ice for having his beer stolen by a monkey. PONTIANAK must now pay guest fees for the monkey (pronounce "mooooon-keyyyy") as well!

PAULINE HANSON & Beth on ice for going back to the UK (crying whip …), must feel the feeling of being on ice before leaving … and PAULINE, for not only going but also for selling his bike advertising on Seletar's website (… things like "good deal, only 25 km", etc. etc.)!