KAMPONG HASH HOUSE HARRIERS – CIRCLE REPORT
20 July 2002
Squire & Aftershock Run
@ Malan Road
The run started off rather promising. Unfortunately, @ the 1st check (old check), the pack was turned back and headed on to a left path that took ½ the pack up a very steep hill. But that was not the trail … again the pack was on old paper (that looked rather fresh). But they went on, off paper of course, and found colored chalk marking IN-TRAIL. They went on back ward in hope to meet with they rest and they did ……
Next month run — East Coast Park Way — August 17th (Carpark A or B)
Virgins — Marcus from Switzerland & Jens from Germany
Visitor — Funny from Seletar Hash
1st Timer — Peeking Ong from LCHHH
- Mother Mary, Nurse head & Strapless — They are the committee responsible for the September 3rd Charity/Anniversary Run. The recipient will either be Pelangi Home OR Disabled Organization.
- Oh Puki & Cat Woman get their B'day down down.
- Squire & Aftershock were called in to tell us that the on-on would be at the Handlebar catered by Mr Ho
About the Run —
- Armless gave a summary of the run. Described that the 1st check as crossed out and an arrow pointing out to other direction. Confusing though otherwise was a good run.
Mystery Whip 1 —
- Armless again — he called in virgin Marcus from Switzerland. As a Swiss, he should and is expected to wear a Swiss watch, but he had on a Japanese watch. down down for him for not showing patriotism.
- Armless said that he had a hard time when Germany and USA were competing in the football world cup … as a result, he shared it with Dirty Hacker, Gypsy and even shoeless was called in.
- He congratulated the USA team, i.e. Gypsy and DH and told Shoeless to piss off.
- BC was iced as she "threw" the scanned picture of her baby away. Armless picked it up and found out why. The picture of the baby looks like an Indian and does not want Dogshit to know about it … down down it went.
Mystery Whip 2 —
- Gypsy - called in the Hares. Gypsy said he knows what a circle check looks like but not sure what it meant when at the ON - home sign the hares marked 20 mins, 15 mins, 10 mins … Are the hares trying to bring "the home" closer to the closer to the marking?
- Up & Down was called in as she told Gypsy during the run not to follow her as she was not "on-on" but "on-kopitiam" new one.
- Hand Job lectured Gypsy he told her to spread her legs during the run, when gypsy actually meant "watch you legs"
- The Germans were called out — Armless & Jen. No charge for these people but revenge for the world cup.
- Amy, a new hasher @ 59 mins into the run, she came running pass gypsy knees to her hears grinning and still so full of energy.
- Indecent Exposure — instead of calling out "on-on" she yelled out that "No one fucks with me but Armless" !
- Shoeless was next to sit on ice as it was witnessed by Strapless and some others there was a permanent marking on the concrete steps of Mount Faber LCHHH. Who else but Shoeless could have done such a thing.
- Cousin of Shoeless brought S$10.00 with him during the run hoping to find a bar for a beer.
AOB 1 —
- Nurse Fucker said he tried sending out SMS to inform members of the next run but was not very successful because members list is not updated. As a result he got replies like "who the fuck are you" … Members are urged to give your most updated mailing address, all phone numbers and email addresses to the committee so that when Nurse Fucker sends out SMS again, he will be treated nicer.
AOB 2 —
- Shoeless called in Dogshit for giving him shit ever since he was sacked as Hash brew. Shoeless said he trained Dogshit, but DS ain't smart and messed up everything anyway. 1st by spilling beer, then not giving Shoeless enough beer and worse DS is not even registered as an official Kampong Hash Brew.. Shoeless gave DS an "L" plate for a learner hash brew.