The Newsletter of Kampong Hash House Harriers Singapore Vol. 10, No. 2 - February 2009

21 Feb 2009

RUN #114 Balik Kampong Run 2

On site – Lorong Buangkok, between Gerald Drive and Buangkok Link

On-on site – ON ON @ Yia Jiang Buang Eating House Blk 982 #02-01 Buangkok Crescent Multi-storey Carpark nearby Blk980

Hares: Virginia Slim & Forced Entry

Verdict of the Run

• Tight Arse: Missed the Tuesday run, but no problem done it today!
• Opener: Interesting start, carpark f***g problem, good effort
• Cock radio: Parking no issue (no car, lah!), close to Woodbridge, enjoyed the run
• Ad Nauseum (5 magheritas later): Excellent run, absolutely fabulous good run, parking challenge but very good run
• Jackoff: enjoyed the 1^st part of the run until someone says that it’s Tuesday run, as a stupid Seletar hasher, did 2 runs…
• Gypsy: damn good run
• Popeye: There are 3 kinds of runners, (1) those who run as fast as they want; these are the idiots who went off track, (2) short-cutters who have a good time, (3) best of all, those who go straight to the pit-stop --- they have the best smiles

Visitors

• Wrong Size, Rona, Ayoyo, Slippery Dick & Forced Entry from Thirsdae Hash
• Babi Hutan & Opener from Seletar Hash
• Great Balls of Fire, Why Why, Sharon Batu

Special Down-down

• Tight Arse & Cat Woman, welcome back to the circle

The Whip Speaks

• At the beginning of the run, PoPEYE stood in the middle of a clearing, shouting out at dickheads, including Cock Radio who was, in the Whip’s judgement, totally innocent, solitously waiting for the ladies to make their way. But most importantly, thou shalt not use the name of "Dickhead" in vain!
• Another array of 3 different sorts of hashers. (1) Opener has a teeny weeny willie for a car-key holder. The Whip thought that it would belong to a lady, but no, it was a Seletar hasher. Now, why on earth does he want a teeny weeny willie car-key holder? (2) Babi Hutan led the Whip to run another 5 and 1/2 km., without calling out (3) Janice belongs to a group of harriets who don’t think that men on the hash come up to their standard, BUT spent $527 for the men from Thunder Down Under!!!
• Proxies Bagless & Slocum stood in for Shoeless & Malfunction who were not present for the run as they had apparently mistaken Buangkok for Bangkok.
• Cock Radio for lusting after the Whip while she was simply practicing good posture with chest sticking out.

Awards

• 25 runs: Deceased
• 50 runs: Doublebag
• 100 runs: Dogshit

AOB

• PoPEYE congratulated Wiggly Willie for getting married again (and again).
• Knickerless recited how she got her name. It was given by Octopussy some 20 years ago. After her shower, she tried putting on her g-string, but got it the wrong way round. Octopussy then suggested why bother wearing a g-string? Be Knickerless. So, history began,

Birthday People

• Melons, Mad Chinaman

New members

• Jackoff & Slocum

Debating ala KH3

• Zipp called for members to debate and vote on the next run’s clash with Monday’s 2500^th run.
• Motion was should KH3 run dates be changed to accommodate celebration runs done on 3^rd Saturday of the month.
• On one hand, Hash is a brotherhood and 2500 runs for a chapter is a celebration to be supported. On the other hand, is KH3 to make adjustments for celebration runs that fall on the 3^rd Saturday of the month. Besides, do members who have scheduled their 3^rd Saturdays specially for KH3 runs be denied of the ecstatic pleasure?
• Every chapter is equal, and KH3 should not be pushed around. Theer should be respect for our run date by other hash chapters.
• A vote was taken, and it was decided that the next run date would be on 14^th March.

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