The Monthly Newsletter of
Kampong Hash House Harriers
Singapore
Vol. 9, No. 5 - May 2008
The Monthly Newsletter of Kampong Hash House Harriers Singapore Vol. 9, No. 5 - May 2008 |
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17/05/2008 - RUN #105 (AGM Run)
On-site – Pulau Ubin
On-on – Ubin First Stop Restaurant
ON THE
ICEArmless & Indecent Exposure, much appreciated for taking on the run at the last minute. Verdict: Too short; Where are the sausages?; BC: "54 mins, huh? Most likely, with bicycles!!! Thank you for the good weather, full moon. Good run"; Fall Cock-up, 1st runner back, 1st beer: "Great run, very enjoyable"
Katharine (brought in by Uncle Jim), Yen
Mini Humper, Ann Babyface, Pussy Hunter, Strap-On, Emma, Dennis
Blow Me, Blow-You-All
Carnal Knowledge (Julie Croft), Janet, Yen, Ernst, Daphne
Dirty Hacker for web-wanking
Blowpipe for organizing buses
Popeye for horning
Bald Eagle for bringing in gin & tonic
ypsy for whispering to the Whip: "Do you know that Horny Pony has no class on Saturdays? And do you know that you can borrow my note-book which I would keep in a plastic bag and carry with me on all runs?"
Popeye for acting as the Whip in the last committee year when he was not the real Whip
Goody Bag for wearing a cute pink I-Pod bag on her arm. "I have to run with my I-Pod," she declares. More impotently, for having songs, not quite the Whip’s taste, to the lyrics of "left foot now, right foot now…"
Knickerless for getting investitured as Whip and taking over the symbol of Whip Power – THE ROLLING PIN – by the ex-uninvestitured Whip Popeye
Ernst & Daphne for skipping last month’s run. Reason: It was set by Shoeless and Blowpipe, according to text message sent by Zipp. Apparently, they thought that they had to run in tribal land Singapore (!). Hence, they decided not to go for the run, but come at home instead.
Tight Arse for channeling strange energies as seen by large marks on his back. Also for telling the Whip that she was 12 minutes behind the front runner.
Shoeless (in a leg-cast) & Black Eyes for not running. Whip recommends that exercise is good for building bone-density, never mind the leg-cast…
25 Runs – Call Girl
25 Runs – Sherpes
25 Runs – Blue Tits, who will be leaving the shores of sunny Singapore shortly to the sub-primed US
Dogshit thanked Shoeless & Popeye for the dog collar & tag gift for work done on last last committee
Popeye christened Janet, who belly-dances, as Arse for Sale. Story goes that Janet is always on the phone, and asks for help for getting pushed up.
Strap-On charged Goody Bag for passing him her book on alternative health when she went for a pee. Strap-On’s advice: Drink more beer for health.
Blow Me reckoned that Tight Arse ought to be re-christened as "Winnie the Pooh". When she asked him for the direction home, he told her that he had left his wallet back there. Some help!
Boo called on the white-bearded ones – Bald Eagle & Mini Humper, not because they are "One black one, one white one", but because Bald Eagle kept his beard au natural white whilst Mini Humper had both hair and beard dyed black.
Popeye sadly announced that Blue Tits told him that she ain’t going to miss the Horn’s horn while in the US.
Black Eyes hugged Ken snugly on the ice for leaving the shores, too.
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